Greetings gentle readers!
Hope this finds you all well. I thought it was about time for another edition of Dorkline News….where I update my current events in headline form.
But first! Random current factage!
Puddin Face is just such a delight I still marvel that I’m worthy of her. She’s learning so fast I’m wondering how long it [...]

*a lonely wind blows*
*a roadrunner scuttles by*
*a lone tumbleweed ambles past*
Yes, dear readers, I am still here.
Still waiting.
Tick tock.
*le sigh*
Still having contractions. Still trying all those lovely ‘tricks’ from pressure points to pleasure points. Still nothing. So what does a dork like me do to distract herself once again? She blogs.
And it seems to me [...]

Hi, everyone!
Fine, and you?
Good, glad to hear it. I’m happy to report that not only am I much less sore, I was finally able to tear myself away from my reverie.
You see, being that there was a neighborhood-wide contest for well over 48 hours as to whose Boom Stick (anyone who gets the movie reference [...]