Ever have one of those weeks that slams you so many different times, you feel like you’re having an out-of-body experience?
Yeah, me neither.
I’m so Zen I went back in time, just so I could invent yoga.
I’m so Zen that when I space out for large chunks of time, staring at the blinking cursor, it’s never [...]

Wait, did that come off sarcastic?
It’s not that I’m not a *positive* person. Far from it. Quite the opposite, actually. The thing I hear the most is “you’re too nice.” Whatever. I’m an unapologetic puppy and if that’s too high-energy for ya, then I’ll chew on someone else’s slipper and then…THEN who’ll be sorry? Thought [...]

Sometimes I really miss brushing my teeth.
I mean the actual act of brushing my teeth. What can I say? Sometimes it’s just way too early, and I’m still more than half-asleep, and I’m not fully prepared for the ultrasonic vibratory assault that is my current toothbrush. I’m reasonably certain it “attacks plaque” by both physical [...]

Greetings gentle readers!
I’m tickled all sorts of colors to not only have some loyal readers follow me to my new home, but to have picked up a few new ones. Thanks! And thanks especially to my girl Cassi for her lovely shout-out. She and my girl Becka (link to come) are actually a big part [...]

Greetings gentle readers!
I’m ecstatic to report that BOTH MY CHILDREN remain diapered at all times. Speaking of potty training….
Hey! That reminds me! My brain is fried. My partner in crime often tells me it’s a good thing he’s around to finish my sentences….because someone has to.
Bearing that in mind, (if you can hold a thought, [...]

Greetings gentle reader! Er, ok I’ll be optimistic….gentle readerS.
Has it really been over TWO MONTHS since I posted last? Good grief. Well, my newest nugget, the Colicky Chitlin, is FIVE MONTHS old already, so I suppose….wow, that means I haven’t slept since my second trimester….I wonder how many brain cells I have left? Let’s explore, [...]

Greetings gentle readers!
Having no way to organize my thoughts, as this requires brain power, I’ll just dive right in again, shall I?
Puddin Face and Velvet Head are doing well and thriving and WE NEVER SLEEP, EVER but other than that, we’re adjusting marvelously!
You would laugh so mightily, gentle readers, if I were to publish this [...]

I think we can all agree, gentle readers, that I have been more than patient.
I have been very understanding and forgiving, allowing for a certain learning curve, for some time now.
(For some back story, oh, there are so many choices….but for a recent one, say, you can refresh your memory with Typical Mail)
But these clowns [...]

Greetings gentle readers!
Just your friendly, ever-expanding girl-population-booster here.
So I’ll just dive right in, shall I?
Pregnancy is a wonderful time, miracle of new life, *the Glow*, yadda yadda, and oh, by the way…..
YOU DO NOT WANT A PIECE OF ME during this magical time.
Let’s say you are a postal worker who delivers mail to my current [...]

Is it just me, gentle readers?
Or has there been a marked, noteworthy, steady, maddening, soul-sucking decline in the way we-as-consumers are treated by those who take our money for goods and services?
I mean this latest fiasco with the DITO (Douchebag in the Office, whom we met in the last blog) just sort of…hammered the point [...]