I have to admit, gentle readers, that if my general internet use was logged for more than a day, most folks would probably wonder why I even bothered.
I don’t really ’surf’ the Net. I have a few websites I like, and I’d just as soon not add to my repertoire and find yet more reasons [...]

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Funny thing about my mother…..things are pretty black-and-white with her. There’s very little grey area with her, in just about every respect. It’s good in a way, since you never have to *guess* what kind of mood she’s in, but it’s bad in a way, since you never have to *guess* what kind [...]

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I’ve been promising another glimpse into the mayor archives, so I’m finally getting some time to dig back into the morass that is my brain and spew an anecdote or two.
Digging deep for this one…all the way back to high school, which, let’s face it, is nothing if not fodder for blogs in [...]

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It’s pretty amazing to contemplate, but my lil Puddin Face is now SIX MONTHS OLD. How is that even POSSIBLE? It seems like just yesterday I was a parade float, wobbling down the hallway, getting sent home from the hospital, complaining about endless contractions!
And now I have this amazing little person who is [...]

Greetings Earthlings!
Let me just start by saying that if you are looking for a blog here that is a humorous tale of humanity on the fringes, you may be disappointed.
It is, however, ….a…hmmm..somewhat ‘uplifting’ tale. It is a tale of grocery shopping, moderate perversion, and completely inappropriate laughter.
If this intrigues you, by all means keep [...]

This story has to do with a long-standing crush and a large body of water.
But there is a bunch of random backup factage on this one, so bear with me.
It starts way back in high school, when I was 16. I worked at a movie theater and had a bit of an eye for this [...]